Things Children Say
Mum: No, you can’t sleep with your sword.
S: That’s inconvenient!
Mum: Why inconvenient?
S: How am I supposed to defend myself against the bogeyman in the wardrobe?
Mum: There is no bogeyman…
S: Exactly! He’s scared of my sword.
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Out of the Mouths of Babes – always wisdom, hilarity or a weird kind of logic – gotta love it.
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